Spaghetti Ramblings

20 September 2014 reblog: theamericankid 2spooky


(Source: pleatedjeans, via afire-aglow)

20 September 2014 reblog: pleatedjeans


chimchimcharoo:

chimchimcharoo:

My friend just sent me a video of the people in line at the mall for the iPhone 6.

It’s like waiting at Disney world, except there’s no rides.

THE MALL STORES AREN’T EVEN OPEN YET

So, how about those zombie scenarios, eh?

20 September 2014 reblog: chimchimcharoo iPhone 6 zombies look at em go well sit


queeniegalore:

supersonic-starman:

DAVID BOWIE WITH A KITTEN ON HIS HEAD

OKAY NOW I’M READY TO FACE THE DAY.

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via chimchimcharoo)

20 September 2014 reblog: catbushandludicrous


20 September 2014 reblog: checkitoutbeavis


Perfection.

Perfection.

(Source: reddit.com)

20 September 2014 Nicholas Cage Mount Rushmore a huge improvement


dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via the-imgurian)

20 September 2014 reblog: deadtoortles-deactivated2012123


helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

(Source: medicinalcocaine, via the-imgurian)

20 September 2014 reblog: medicinalcocaine let it come


Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

20 September 2014 reblog: fucktheflagandfuckyou


tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

(via thenamallama)

20 September 2014 reblog: tayloriaa-deactivated20140608 amen


tzeeeac:

oh, pope Hilarius, u so crazy

tzeeeac:

oh, pope Hilarius, u so crazy

20 September 2014 reblog: tzeeeac Crusader Kings 2 Pope Hilarius


tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420, via thenamallama)

20 September 2014 reblog: xbox420


20 September 2014 reblog: nevver


life-is-a-state-0f-mind:

When artists say they suck at arting

(Source: ragnaroktopus, via twirliest)

20 September 2014 reblog: ragnaroktopus


Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth

20 September 2014 reblog: rastafarianmonk